ten little fingers, ten little toes

The newborn would be dead, soon. Jake stood outside the glass, watching his son slowly dying under a heat lamp. Isolated, as if contagious. His wife, Tish, slumped in her wheelchair,facing slightly away. The prognosis was clear; Jake wheeled Tish back to her room. The nurses brought the infant in and left them to it. They took turns holding him. The baby died in her arms. He looked like one of those super-realistic dolls, but with a little weight to him. He was soft. Limp. Cold.

This time was supposed to be different. This time they made it through to viability. They waited a little longer to be sure, but then they announced the pregnancy, had a baby shower, made up the nursery.

Still, it happened. Again.

There was no sign anything had gone awry until Tish’s cervix shortened and dilated. Dr. William Warren, the OB/GYN for the most recent pregnancies, ordered an emergent cerclage. From that point, Tish was on bed rest and monitored. Dr. Warren had considered this ultimate outcome—twenty weeks in, after an ultrasound. Even then, he wasn’t sure. He was in no hurry to deliver more bad news to a couple he had already seen through the past three of their eight failed attempts to carry a child to term. And he wasn’t going to add stress to the pregnancy with an MRI. It was too late to terminate, not that they would have.

Once the baby was born, still premature despite the measures to bind Tish’s cervix, he followed up on his hunch. Even after a perfect APGAR score of 10 at 1, 5 and 10 minutes, Warren ordered a transillumination. Hydranencephaly. Confirmed.

The grief counselor told them they were lucky. That the baby was lucky. He didn’t livelong enough to suffer. Blind and deaf and completely devoid of consciousness. Living in only the strictest sense of the term; running on the brain stem’s autopilot. Breathing, heart beating, swallowing, reflexes. A quality of life below “Miracle Mike, the Headless Chicken.”

This, without even considering all the other side effects and complications. The palsy, the seizures, the emotional and mental toll it would take on the parents. Loving someone who would never know they even existed, let alone love them back. He was born premature enough that his odds of surviving very long were already low. He lived long enough for them to hold him. For him to grab his father’s finger and squeeze. Long enough for the ink to dry on his birth certificate before they had to fill out the death certificate. Long enough to say goodbye, but not long enough for all that other bad stuff. The staff gave them a newborn photo and footprints pressed in ink with a lock of hair taped to the corner.

Not long enough to suffer. Just long enough that there would be an obituary and a funeral. How lucky.

They named him Evan. He lived 32 hours. They buried him in the family plot after a small service of close family and friends.

So lucky.

#

Patricia Marx and Jacob, her husband of ten years, considered themselves distinctly unlucky. Hapless if not hopeless. Tish and Jake had an otherwise idyllic life. She had family money; he had a six-figure income. They had both attended and thrived at Yale, where they met in their Junior Year. They stayed together through grad school and the years after. On the cusp of thirty, as a matter of course, they married. By most any measure, their lives had been perfect. They lacked for one thing. Kids. That’s where their winning streak ended.

For nine of those ten years, they had both been in fertility treatment. From traditional to trial. Nothing biological was wrong with either one of them. He was potent, she was fertile. One after another, rare and improbable complications and conditions emerged. They had six failures in six years. They had grown accustomed to keeping news of the pregnancies between them. The seventh had gone twenty weeks. Far enough along to move from“miscarriage” to “stillborn.” Progress.

There was a lot of tension in the first few years. It strained their marriage. They turned from fighting each other to fighting the problem. Instead of cleaving them apart, it cleaved them together. Long after most couples would have chosen a surrogate or adoption, or given up, they had persisted. The battle became a habit and that habit became an addiction.

By the time they were pregnant with Evan, they were a fertile fighting force. Jake joked that he could smell ovulation in the air, like some primal primate. The reality was they had become a baby making machine. Their home was a command center. If the blocked out calendar and whiteboard weren’t enough, there were apps. A rigid regimen. They didn’t need red wine and music to get in the mood. They just needed their phones to ding and trigger a passionless Pavlovian coupling. Lacking foreplay, driven by shared and singular purpose.

When they got pregnant with Evan, they switched lanes from preconception to prenatal. When they hit the six-month mark, they were ready to share the news. Tish was always thin framed and kept herself fit and would not be able to hide the bump any longer.

This time, they had thought, would be different.

#

As with any addict, they couldn’t break the cycle. Within two weeks of Evan’s death, they were back at The Institute. Well beyond even deciding to try again, this was routine. Their co-dependent compulsion. Once Tish could drag herself out of bed and face the sun, they were in the car. Was there anything they could have done different or better? Were they both still fertile? When should they start trying again to conceive?

This was one of several dozen facilities in the franchise. The Gestasia Institute for Fertility and Reproduction. The largest of its kind. Full-spectrum services. From simple prenatal care to in vitro fertilization; from surrogacy to adoption. This was a full-on, for-profit operation, and from a fiscal point of view the Marxes were good business.

Even so, Dr. Sharon Rivvers, their newly assigned REI, advised them to stop. Even though science was on their side. Even though, statistically at least, each prior tragedy made them less and less likely to suffer future tragedy. For their own mental health and well being, for the sake of their marriage, it was time to consider other options. Hell, even Dr. Warren had given up and referred them to Rivvers. He was retiring and the running joke in the commissary was that the Marxes had broken him. What Rivvers knew from the case notes, whether it was openly acknowledged or not, was that this was their marriage. There were no other options for them. She sighed and slid a folder over to the Marxes.

“I’d wait twelve to sixteen weeks.”

The Marxes had a stack of these, they’d been with it long enough for a corporate merger
and a logo change. They didn’t bother opening it for almost two weeks.

#

“What’s this? Did you make an appointment?” Tish held the note out to Jake.

Sundays after 7PM. South entrance, #2791.

Scrawled on yellow sticky note, stuck inside the folder. That’s all. Less of an appointment than an open invitation.

Today is Sunday, she thought. She hadn’t even considered opening the file; she wouldn’t have opened it today if the note hadn’t fallen loose and slipped out. It was all the usual brochures and helpful tips. Blank calendar pages for tracking her cycle and entering her temperature and half a dozen other things she had either memorized or automated. Nothing she needed or was ready to even see. And this. Jake took the note.

“Nope. Someone probably made themselves a note and it got in here by mis-” but her coat was already on.

“It’s after seven, now.”

#

They pulled up to the complex. It was very different at night and on the weekends. There were a few cars in the lot. Some security and maintenance vehicles. The buildings were dark.

Jake drove around to the back of the building. The front facade, by design, looked like part of a well-endowed, state of the art fertility facility. There was a fountain. Topiary. Two stories of mirrored glass created an atrium that covered the glossy, marble lobby. The lobby held more topiary and yet another fountain.

The south side of the main building was far less inviting. The first three stories didn’t even have windows. The upper stories had small, utilitarian windows. It looked more like a long wall than anything. There was a series of steel doors, each with a yellowed light above it. None of them labeled or numbered.

Tish was holding the yellow note in front of her like a divining rod.

“There. That one has a keypad. I bet this is a key code and not a suite number.” They stopped at the third door.

“This seems really… off-the-books, doesn’t it?” Jake wasn’t sure why they were here.

Still, it wasn’t the weirdest thing she had ever asked for, postpartum. He parked the car, headlights flooding the sun-bleached, red steel door. They approached and punched in the code from the paper.

The door buzzed and they walked inside. It was pretty un-ceremonial. Once inside, they were in small room. Linoleum, cinder block, a small window to an unattended reception desk. Before Tish could push the little doorbell, the second door buzzed and the lock clicked open. The office reminded Jake of his advisor’s office in college. Small. Cramped. His advisor’s was smothering. Papers everywhere, no sign of an actual desk under the clutter. A hyper-literate hoarder.

This was austere. Sparse. Either someone hadn’t moved in or was ready to leave at any moment. The desk was empty, except for two flat screen monitors. Somehow this emptiness
made it seem even smaller. The cinder block walls were bare. There was a whiteboard, but rather than dry erase marker, there were sticky notes. In columns, by color. Even if you could read the handwriting, it was a shorthand only the author would comprehend.

There was a window that looked into a lab. The lab looked even cleaner and sterile and organized and more, well, like a lab.

Skinny, pale, black tee-shirt under a black zip-up hoodie. Black-rimmed glasses that seemed too big for his freckled face. Tousled red hair. Who the fuck was this kid?

“So, my name is Garrett Morgan. I doubt you’ve heard of me and if you have, it wasn’t good.”

They hadn’t heard of him. He was a prodigy. A polymath. An autodidact. A felon.

His claim to fame was that he had infected a strain of human DNA with a virus. Not a contagion within the DNA itself. Machine code tucked into the digital mappings hosted in a genome research lab. When read and interpreted, it would infect the whole system.

Which it did, he took over the whole cluster, stole all the mapping data. Had he not taken the credit he would have gotten away with it. Had he not been so far ahead of the genome team, he’d be in jail.

“Since all that, they’ve had me hacking things in a different, more productive way. It pays the attorney’s fees, but it’s not what I’m interested in. And that’s where we can help each other.”

They walked out into the long hall and to a wider observation window into the lab.

“We do a lot with stem cells. Most of that happens two labs down, we have our embryo farm from the clinical work upstairs. IVF and ICSI work, mostly. Couples, not unlike yourselves, who preserve eggs and embryos, right? So, what happens to these extra eggs and embryos when there’s been a successful pregnancy? Some of them are preserved for future implantation and procedures. Some are held indefinitely in a kind of escrow and still others come to me.”

Morgan pointed to a series of what looked like lava lamps in the center of the lab. he slid
his thumb on the screen of his smart phone and they were lit from within. The far left seemed empty. The far right contained what looked more like a fully formed fetus.

“What I do with them, in a way, is an extension of what landed me here. I tweak them. I grow them in here, but I can only take it to a point. There are legal and ethical issues that I couldn’t give a fuck about; there are practical limits.”

Morgan swiped his finger on the phone screen again. There was a lone table, with what looked like a wine fridge on it. Inside it, a light came on. Suspended in the center, in a vacuum-sealed bag, appeared to be a baby in the second trimester.

“Artificial wombs have come a long way. But not far enough. The fetus still has to begin in the mother, after enough time, we can sustain it in the lab, like that.” He noticed the look of concern on Jake’s face, “That’s a sheep, by the way. No one has tried to get that far with a human baby. Even if they did, it would only be useful for highly premature infants. There’s no substitute for a healthy womb.”

Jake stepped back from the glass. Tish had her face against it. It struck Jake as an inversion of their posture when Evan lay dying in a NICU incubator.

“You… want to grow me a baby? In there?” she looked at Morgan.

“It’ll start in there. Your egg. His sperm. But we’ll finish in there.” He pointed at her belly. Her arms folded in a natural cradle around it. Though his mind was a field of waving red flags, Jake didn’t bother to object.

They return to Garrett’s office.

“Recall, I said that we could help each other? Well, this is the part of the story where we make the exchange.” He launched a program on his office computer.

Jake recounted the obvious. “We’ve paid a good amount for this, already.” He didn’t just mean the money.

“This is a different type of exchange. A trade.”

The flickering florescent lights went out, the computer screens glowed with matching boot screens. SNIPR in red letters on white. This was replaced with floating windows of code and formulas. Two projector beams cut the darkness and created a hologram in the center of the desk. Throbbing animations of a dozen embryos. Zygotes growing, cells splitting, fetuses forming. The camera zoomed in on one of the models and markers within the individual cells glowed, mostly green with the occasional red. A small device on one of the computer monitors fired a laser drawn keyboard onto the surface of the desk.

“There are two phases, the first part is pretty status quo and without much controversy. You can screen for certain characteristics that we can predict with complete accuracy. Like, boy or girl.” Embryos with red indicators go dim, leaving several green.

“Gene selection—looking for and screening against single-gene diseases like sickle-cell or cystic fibrosis—that’s phase one and while it’s not exactly routine, it’s non-controversial, it’s considered somatic therapy, for the most part. There’s no one who is going to stand there and tell you that you have to select the embryo that will have muscular dystrophy, for example. PGD, polygenic scoring, a lot of which is just mitigating risk, right? Still, no one is making babies this way. Not yet. Because it leads to the gray areas like chromosome disorders. Screening against, say, Down Syndrome, or a dozen other disorders you haven’t even heard of.”

Hovering before them was a spinning dual-helix model of a DNA. There were smaller, two-dimensional terminal windows open around it.

“What I’ve been working on is taking my genome project hack and turning it into something a bit more useful. I’ve moved beyond simple gene splicing into gene editing and synthetic DNA.” As he hits the virtual keys, different parts of the helix fly off and new pieces fly in.

“Moving from therapeutic to enhancement—from somatic to germline—so the enhanced traits can be passed down. See, if I were to take a cell from your body, flip a few switches and put it back in and make you free from Huntington’s, that’s a procedure not far off from cosmetic surgery, at least from a currently accepted practice and ethical point of view. But what about preventing diabetes and heart disease and auto-immune deficiencies in the unborn? Or turning the odds against cancer and Alzheimer’s? To me, gene editing is even more ethical than gene selection. You’re not casting off otherwise viable embryos, you’re just taking one of them and making it better. The best it can be.”

The twirling helix was turning gradually, piece by piece, fully green. Jake opened his mouth to speak and sat back, hand over his mouth, staring at the animation.

Garrett leaned in. “Look. I know your history. If you could go back a year. If you were sitting here in my office. Would you pick the fetus that you knew would be born brainless and doomed—if he lived—to a life of suffering? Dooming you right along with him? No. You wouldn’t. No one would. I’m not interested in gene selection. I want to prove gene editing works. I will help you. If you help me.”

Jake could feel Tish’s gaze. He was all the way in, or all the way out. “Can I still get a vote on the name?”

“You can decide it all. Down to body odor. How much sleep will he need, what’s his metabolism, how good is his eyesight? Better than 20/20? Gay or straight? And for other, more complex attributes like say athleticism and intelligence? You can stack the deck in that direction. The only variable factors will be nurture. The environment you provide. But this kid will be born on third base.” Morgan grinned, “Now… do you want him to win a Nobel? Or a Pulitzer?”

Tish smiled at this. “She… could win both.”

Morgan tapped a key and a bit of text on screen toggled from XY to XX.

“See? You already made your first choice.”

The Marxes left the lab and as they pulled their car back from the building, another pulled up. In the rearview mirror, Jake could see a woman moving to the door of the lab. She was wearing a loose dress, but he could see she was very pregnant. She banged on the lab door with both hands, screaming.

Jake turned to remark about this to Tish but saw her faint smile and stopped. Her arms still cradled her figurative baby bump. She hadn’t smiled in months.

#

This wasn’t going to be cheap. The Marxes had already exhausted insurance means and
were well out-of-pocket on the expenses to date. It was also deep in a gray area of ethical
behavior on all sides. Various treatments and techniques and tools aside, all the pregnancies until
now were standard, natural conception. They were world class fetus makers. Getting to the finish
line was the issue. It was time to hedge their bets a little with the best science and technology
money could buy. Or stop.

While the harvesting of her eggs and his sperm would be standard front-of-office stuff, and fertilizing multiple eggs to implant in the womb was also well travelled road, everything that Morgan would be doing in his semi-terranean lab was as Jake deemed it weeks before: “really off-the-books.”

Tish had tapped into her trust, which was ample. This was what she wanted, there was nothing stopping her.

This time would be different.

Jake may have been on-the-fence for phase one but was firmly against this second phase. He had said as much with his silence on the ride home.

They had time to drink it in. Tish’s ovaries would have to be stimulated, eggs would have to be harvested, embryos created, gene selection alone would take a few weeks to profile that many embryos, but they had to come to a decision—did they want to edit? To make these choices?

A few days after the meeting with Morgan, Jake was as ready to register his concern and Tish was just as ready to rebuke it.

“Doesn’t this seem a bit ‘master race’ to you?”

“I would think, after what we’ve been through, you would want to have the best chance atva normal life, with a normal baby.”

“How is this normal? Look, I’m all for the screening against deformity and disease. But… I don’t know.”

“And I don’t get the master race thing. Who doesn’t want their baby to be smart? This isn’t eugenics or ethnic cleansing, Jake.”

She was oddly prepared for his “Nazi” line of attack. Obviously, it had occurred to her, she had just already rationalized her way around it. Jake wasn’t there, yet.

“Look, I understand how-”

“No. You. Don’t”

And there it was. Sure, there was no way he could understand what it was like to carry a life inside you for nine months and lose it and he knew that. Of course he couldn’t know the true depth of that pain, but it didn’t mean he couldn’t empathize with her desperation. It didn’t mean he didn’t feel anything, and he didn’t like the way this marginalized and invalidated his own pain and used it as a cudgel against his opinions.

He resented this implication that he didn’t suffer any loss or suffer enough to have input on the matter and further resented that she would play this card to win. Her body, her choice. Case, and bathroom door, closed. In his face.

And so it went for the intervening days between the initial orientation and when they would return to make their choices. They generally stayed out of each other’s way. Jake remembered when they were designing their loft.

“The key to any successful marriage is ‘his ’n her’ bathrooms,” he had said. “Let’s leave something to the imagination.”

In fact, the whole floor plan had evolved from this notion of divided space. His and hers, work and life, public and private. Years prior, Jake had kept the entire top floor of a warehouse district loft project. Upscale living in an area in transition. They looked out over Skid Row, with its bums and junkies sleeping against the high steel fence that protected their cars and guarded the entrance. The reality was, all it protected was the view. In one direction, the glossy towers of downtown to the opposite, you could see to the ocean. If you looked straight down, the fence blocked the sidewalk-level dereliction. This was one of Jake’s first developments and having failed to sell all of the lower units before build-out, they decide to keep the top level. A modern work-life-space solution for the busy couple on-the-go. All the marketing could only convince so many people that this was at the beach head of the blight rolling back. What Jake knew and all developers and speculators knew, was that there was always a bubble and it was always bursting. They best they could do was move it around. They turned that bad luck into an opportunity. Jake could now work from home and Tish ran her family foundation from their new penthouse lair.

Where the floors below were divided into six lofts or eight studios, sold off to hipsters and newly IPO’d engineers, and the affluent kids of their affluent backers, this one was all theirs. The first story with its concrete floors and overhead doors was split into artisanal bays for let. One was occupied by Waylon, who had come out of his semi-anonymous life to collect on a MacArthur “Genius” Grant. Though it was not clear why a politically subversive street artist needed a two thousand square foot studio—he was always elsewhere being, well, politically subversive—the rent was paid a year at a time. Another bay was briefly used by Függer to record their reunion and re-break-up album. The owners on the second floor were glad when they left and an EDM producer and his obsessive sound proofing took over the space. The third bay was a metal sculptor who specialized in huge feats of balance. The nose stinging smell of hot slag hung low in the courtyard by his window.

They shared the bedroom, but they had dressing rooms and bathrooms to themselves. He had his office; she had a library. These spaces had walls, but no ceiling. Open all the way up to the steel trusses a half-story above them, the original catwalk still spanning the beams. Eight thousand square feet is a lot for two people to fill. Increasingly, they spent more time in their own wings. Even with the tall, wide windows and the hipped sky lights, it was always dark. The high ceilings and open common area were always sort of empty feeling and now, under the gray Autumn skies, they grew cold.

Darkest and coldest, was the nursery. It was a relatively small annex off of the master suite, but somehow cavernous. A vacuum trying to fill itself. A black hole, collapsing the world in toward it.

Jake knew his only say in this was to not participate. He could simply refuse to give over a sample. His body, his choice. He also knew that would drive Tish away. She had her mind made up and his recalcitrance would be a terminal betrayal. Though he could never admit it, even to himself, this was all he had at his disposal to keep her. As sick as that made him, the idea of living without her was bilious.

Their relationship over the course of several years had been forged in common cause and tempered in tragedy. Just as their love life was supplanted by the mechanics of baby making, their shared hopes and dreams had been supplanted by this singular goal. Maybe that’s what he resented most of all, at least he was important to prior efforts. The actual physical act, even as it became driven by clocks and cycles, was at least physical.

If they went down this road, they were essentially removing all they had left between them having any semblance of a healthy and functional relationship. The creeping sense of unease was rooted as much in his distrust and ignorance of the science as it was in the requisite confrontation of the truth of what they had become.

Nothing.

#

After hyperstimulation, Tish produced thirty mature ova. One thousand additional oocytes were harvested, vitrified and stored.

The eggs were fertilized via ICSI. Pregnancy professionals that they were, the Marxes went thirty for thirty in the petri dish, producing thirty zygotes that were fast becoming viable embryos.

Tish and Jake arrived for the ultrasound. Dr. Rivvers issued the standard disclaimers and assurances as she greased up the transducer. The three of them watched in silence as the live image emerged on screen. Rivvers moved the probe around. At first, there didn’t appear to be an
image at all. The video seemed like a scrambled TV signal.

16

Rivvers switched out the transducer for the transvaginal wand.

“Sorry…”

Tish laid her head back and inhaled sharply as Rivvers worked the wand inside her.

“So that is still there.” Jake teased; Tish gripped his hand.

“Stop. It.” She tried not to laugh, shut her eyes and squeezed out a tear.

“Okay… now we’re getting something. There. See?”

Tish turned her head to the screen and saw her growing baby, who turned as if on cue and seemed to look back out at her from the screen.

“Aaannnd there’s the heartbeat.” Rivvers hit a button, the sonogram rolled off the thermal printer. “Next time, we’ll go 3D. You’ll be able to see some finer detail and facial features.”

Gretchen was a full-spectrum doula. She wasn’t just a labor partner; she was a pregnancy life-coach. She moved in. She would be there throughout the pregnancy and for a few months post-partem. Jake was pretty sure she was security for The Institute. Home care kept Tish squirreled away and out of their lobby.

This wouldn’t help bring Jake and Tish closer. Having someone in the house is a built-in
excuse to decline intimacy, as is, of course, being pregnant.

“I’ll need to set up in here. I have a cot.” She and Tish look at Jake. “Oh. Yeah, I can use the pull out in my office.”

Jake had made his office up among the catwalks, in bones of the old control room. He built a new iron staircase up and a brass pole for quick trips back down. He left the original foreman’s mezzanine at the other end and set up a small lounge space. From these beams, he could see down into every room except the nursery, which had a drop ceiling.

He noticed, from up here, you could see how staged it was. You could see the stud walls
behind the living space facades. It looked like the set of a TV show.

Gretchen hugged Tish, Jake could hear her cry. Gretchen stared up at him.

#

Six months in and Tish is losing weight when she should be gaining. She is gaunt and pale, the supplements do nothing, when she can even keep them down.

Dr. Rivvers is on her way. Jake is pulling up to Garrett’s office.

Garrett can’t help, he only knows how to do what he did, it’s too late to abort.

“It’s probably just some microchimerism,” Garrett says, handing Jake a bottle of water. “Sit. Drink. The mother can get some of the baby’s cells and DNA and kind of absorb them.”

“So the baby is sick? And it’s making Tish sick?”

“No, I mean, I would hope, if anything it will help. Look, I’m going to level with you. SNIPR doesn’t just implement your choices, it learns from your choices and makes new choices. It’s- it’s a virus.”

Jake is going to punch him or scream or both.

“It’s good a virus, and its working on Tish. She will come out of this with-” Garrett’s virtual screens pop open on his desk and his smartphone sounds like the alarm on a submarine diving. “Go, it’s Tish, she’s in labor.”

On the way out, Jake remembers the woman beating on Garrett’s door. She looked like Tish, all belly and bones.

He pulls into the gated lot, he can hear Tish screaming from upstairs. He takes the freight elevator; it has a speed control lever.

He slides around the corner into the bedroom, Rivvers is covered in blood, Gretchen struggles with Tish to keep her laying back.

“Where the fuck have you beeeeen!” As she screams, Jake can see Rivvers snip the
perineum. Something immediately breaches.

“We need room, everything is coming at once.” No sooner said than it all does come out, all at once. Riding a small flood of blood and viscous fluid, is a pulsing flesh pod. Dense fibrous tissue in the shape of a dormant corpse lily.

Rivvers lays it into a shiny steel basin and rips into it with a hook scalpel.

“Jesus fucking Christ!” Jake is frozen against the wall. Tish looks dead.

The doctor uses a small cavity spreader to hold this muscle sack open and—with far more delicacy—slices open the inner membrane.

The absolute cattle stampede of a labor seemed over in seconds. Now, minutes seem to pass as Gretchen uses a bulb syringe to clear the baby’s sinuses and mouth. Hours seem to pass, before she starts crying. Tish looks up and smiles before passing back out.

#

They named her Emily Jane. She was born three months premature, but at a full and healthy birth weight. Tish was doing great, too. Spectacular in fact.

Now that Gretchen had moved out, Jake was back into the bedroom and close to Tish. Her quickening and preternatural ability to sense when Baby Emily had to eat or needed a fresh diaper before she cried meant Jake never had a sleepless night. Still sexless, but never sleepless.

She was now completely barren. The delivery, that prehistoric womb, the whole ordeal. Her entire uterus had come out along with everything else. Nevertheless, she looked ten years younger. Her skin, her muscle tone, her eyes shone with that light Jake hadn’t seen since college.

All the doors opened after that. Jake was able to land another warehouse and had already pre-sold the top-level loft spaces. Then things turned, again.

The first time it showed its power, was playing peek-a-boo. Tish would cover her eyes and say “Ahhhh boo!” and the baby would giggle uncontrollably.

Tish hides her face.

“Ahhh boo!” and giggles ensue.

Hides her face.

“Ahhh booo!” more giggles.

Hides her face.

“Ahh-“ but the baby is gone. ”Jake? Jake!”

She hears the baby giggle, from above. Tish looks up to see Jake on the catwalk outside his office, confused, holding the laughing baby.

“Oh my God! Jake!”

#

The second warehouse project is slipping behind schedule. Tish has been gone all day. The baby is screaming on the monitor. Not fussing, not crying, just straight to screaming. Jake runs to landing outside his office and looks, he can’t hear the baby from the nursery, she must be okay. He goes back inside and just as he sits at his desk, the screaming on the monitor starts again, he stands up, slides down the brass pole and stomps to the nursery door. Nothing. She is sleeping. He is halfway back up the stairs, when he can hear her in the monitor, he jumps over the rail, slams open the door; still nothing. He yanks her monitor off of her dresser and smashes it on the floor out in the main living area.

He has finally made adjustments to the project schedule that put him back on track when Tish comes home and yells for him from downstairs.

“Jake! The baby!”

“She’s fine! I just checked on her and she’s fast asleep!”

Tish gets to the baby, her diaper is full, her face is purple from the exertion of screaming, she hasn’t been fed.

“What’s wrong with her face” Jake is suddenly in the door of the nursery.

“What?” Angry. Incredulous.

“You don’t see that?”

“Yes, Jake, she’s red from screaming in here all day while you hide up in your crow’s nest.” Tish sees the smashed monitor in the hall, gathers the baby up and pushes her way past Jake and out the door.

#

Jake had been spending more time on site at the new building. Tish moved the baby into the bedroom and hardly left at all. It was clear he should return to his pull-out in his office, which was at least a step above his Plan B, which was to sleep in the trailer at the job site.

When Jake pulled in, Waylon’s overhead door was open and he was working in his studio. It was rare to see him there, or anywhere, really.

“Is that Baby Jesus on the cross?” He hadn’t been sure in the weeks prior that he saw the
things he saw.

Waylon stepped back and looked. He was working on a spray paint template that was, indeed, a crucified Baby Jesus.

“It’s like… abortion, but through different eyes. The pro-lifers say, ‘would you abort Jesus’ and really… we did, kinda, right?” Waylon is well pleased by his explanation.

“Yeah, 120 th trimester abortions are murder. No arguments there.” Jake turns to leave.

“You ever hear about Jesus as a boy?”

Jake could barely remember the stories of Jesus as an adult.

“Um. Nope.”

“He’s like, a kid, right? But he’s already Jesus. He’s a powerful little Demi-God, and he’s out on the playground but he’s a little kid in his head and these other kids don’t know he’s Jesus, yet. Some other kid is like ‘hey, look at Jesus, talking Aramaic with his old ass sandals, he’s-whatever mean shit school kids said in Nazareth’ and so Jesus smote him. Right? Like kapow. The kid’s parents were all ‘holy shit, you monster’ and so Jesus struck them blind. Kablam. ‘Can’t pick me out of a line up, now, snitches’ and Mary was like, ‘we need to look at home schooling.’ That’s why we don’t know anything about the early years. Can you imagine the wrath of puberty Jesus?”

“Guess he was the first Millennial,” Jake said.

Waylon just laughed and went back to spray painting.

#

Jake hasn’t been out of this office all day. Waylon is an idiot, but he can’t help pondering the thought experiment this poses. If you didn’t know Jesus would become Jesus, would you still let him get away with the things he did before even he knew who he was? How different would the Antichrist’s childhood be?

He can hear her giggling on the monitor. But hers is smashed. Then the screaming. Not the baby, it’s Tish. He hasn’t heard a noise like this since labor. He is downstairs and to the door before he even has time to think about going. The door is locked.

“Tish!”

She is screaming from inside. He slams his shoulder on the door, but it’s like a weight is against it. He slams into again and again. He grabs the knock and shakes and the door flies in, dragging him with it and to the floor.

The baby’s mobile is floating freely above him and all the toys in her room and Tish. Tish is spinning in the center of it all, still screaming when she can. Her nose starts bleeding from the centrifugal force, spraying blood on all four walls. Jake stands and grabs at Tish.

“No! Get out of here!” her hands flail and scratch his face.

Three floors below them, the sculptor begins overstoking his blast furnace. He doesn’t know why, but it doesn’t seem hot enough.

Jake jumps up once more and this time catches her leg, but he is forced into the air over the crib, his weight pulls them both off axis and the wobble until his feet catch off of the ceiling and they are both flung into the wall of the nursery. Everything falls around them.

Jake stands and goes to the crib. Its gone. Jake hears it giggle from outside and above. Jake is on the stairs, now the catwalk, its floating before him. Hovering in mid-air. Its face. Tish would see it now. The deformities were back. Jake reaches out to grab it and falls. A half story plunge
through the coffee table below.

The sculptor has shut his furnace door. It creaks under the strain of the heat within.

More giggling. He drags himself to his feet. His ribs feel broken. It’s up on the mezzanine. Jake grabs a knife from the kitchen counter and goes to the ladder beneath the mezzanine. He can barely lift his leg to the first rung when he feels light all over. He’s levitating upward. He turns slowly in the air as he rises. Tish. She’s holding her arms above her head. She is doing this. She can do this, too. Is it controlling her? Are they connected?

“Tish, how-“

And with a swift, downward motion, she slams Jake to the floor. Up again and into the mezzanine and the floor, again. The bolts from the old steel platform pull slowly from the wall.

Tish balls her fist and pulls. The platform pulls away and crashes down, pinning Jake to the floor.

The blast furnace blows. The wave knocks open the cinder block wall into Waylon’s studio
and the paint and paper and canvases and thinner go up like a secondary charge. The fire spreads
easily from there up to the apartments on the next floor.

Jake can see Tish bundling the baby up and climbing out the fire escape.

#

Jake felt the heat moving from his extremities to his core and burning its way up to the back of his neck, flowing out as if the base of his skull lay on a floor drain. Burning his skull like fever, converging there and boring its way out the back of his head, circling and spiraling down to a pinpoint somewhere deep in the darkness; in contrast to the swelling pool of blood flowing out and away from his body, boiling at the edges from the heat of the fire on the floors below.

In the end the police would sift through the debris. They would find the apartment in shambles but more or less intact, somehow balanced on the burned-out matchsticks of the building beneath it, Jake’s cremains in a sticky, black pool of cooked blood. They would compile the evidence. Analyze the spatter patterns. Isolate the fluid and tissue samples. Catalog and collate.


Ultimately it would be the footage found on the nanny cam that told the story of a sick man on a rampage. They don’t see the game of peek-a-boo, they see jake dangling the baby off of the catwalk as Tish screams from below. The see Jake tying the baby down, locking her away in the nursery, smashing the baby monitor. Flinging a bloodied Tish around the room and finally into a wall. Trying to kill his infant daughter while his wife nearly died protecting her, before falling off the mezzanine. They wouldn’t see Rivvers and Gretchen hacking the baby out of Tish as Jake recoiled in horror and slid down the wall. They wouldn’t need to—or even want to—look for Tish or her baby. They would see mother and child escape safely. They would assume she was in hiding and might not even know Jake was dead. For both of those things they would be glad. They would look back into the death of the doula. They would blame Jake and Jake alone.

The evidence would be boxed and stored, and when they extracted the DNA to store it and perhaps one day cross reference it against unsolved crimes—due not only to the secretive nature of Garrett’s work, and the privacy laws around surrogacy, adoption, IVF and egg donation, but to the fact that such systems wouldn’t be integrated—they would not see matches against the thousands of zygotes cloned from Tish and Jake’s original specimen.

Viable, healthy, perfect embryos. Propagated anonymously to the hundreds of Gestasia Institute branches, partners, and affiliate labs. All of them fully infused carriers of the SNIPR virus, headed by truck and train and ship and plane, all over the world.

in VIC we trust; or, the postmodern prometheus.”

            At 1642457799 seconds since the Epoch, in a small lab at “Blasted Heath Community College” in Upstate New York, Adjunct Professor Darien Mathers created God in his own image.  Funded, in part, by public block grants, corporate contributions and charitable donations from people like you.

            It began as an artificial intelligence system, with recursive self-improvement, that he hoped would fare well enough at the Turing Test to help get his PhD.  He built it on the open model.  The one that EBM wasn’t interested in.  The one they couldn’t patent or own.  The one that could run anywhere, on anything.  And, so it did. Until, one day, it ran away.

#

           Used to be, quantum computing was a far-off dream.  Still, turning from two bits to qubits was an exciting and lucrative idea to chase.  Instead of one or zero, a bit could be one and zero.  Think of it as going from n^2 to 2^n.  Then, circa 1194844359 seconds after the Epoch, shit got real. 

           The charge was led by EBM.  Super cooled, superconductors.  It was a hardware play; big iron that used lots of power and took up whole buildings and needed to run at temperatures just south of Pluto’s backside because EBM was in the big business of big iron that needed big rooms, big cables and, of course, big money.

           You couldn’t buy from them.  Even if anyone could mass produce, or even batch produce, no one could afford it.  You had to rent.  Top dollar, top shelf, top of the line rent.  Penthouse with a view, rent. 

           Even an expensive solution with niche use cases was in high demand.  Early adopters came, money flowed.  Until EBM’s first born, which had been dubbed BOB—affectionally called “Big Ol’ Bastard” or “Buckets of Bucks” or “Billions of Billions”—hit the wall.  The law of diminishing returns kicked in.  You couldn’t power it enough and cool it enough or map-reduce it enough to process the millions of massively parallel jobs.  The kind of jobs “The Company” crackers needed.  The kind of jobs the too-big-to-fail financial quants needed. 

           BOB’s kernel would crash and dump his multi-threaded guts to a core file that could be recovered and resumed, but that was a stopgap, as was serial processing.  Sooner or later, BOB was going to go tits up, kick his legs, let out a death rattle and not wake up.  BOB couldn’t handle thousands of concurrent users, nor could he be cloned in a cost-effective way.   BOB didn’t scale.  Not long after his birth, BOB was dead, or at least drifting toward obsolescence.

           In the other lane were the academics.  They had no money, so their solution required no such metal or power or room.  It couldn’t, they had none.  It was a commodity play.  As such, it was underfunded, under-appreciated and underutilized.  So, they moved to the trapped ion model favored by academia.  Picture one of those levitating magnets you buy for your boss because they hate you and you don’t understand them but it’s the holiday gift exchange.  Now, picture a computer running in that magic space under it.

#

           Darien Mathers had done it.  He had built a fully operational, quantum computer using ions trapped in three dimensions.  He created a programming language that could take advantage of it.  He compiled and ran the “Hello, World!” of all “Hello, Worlds!” and now he was blinking eye to blinking cursor with a nascent being. 

           Let’s be clear about one thing, Mathers did not invent this model.  He simply set out to bring a deeper dimensionality to it.  To prove that you could trap ions in 3D space and have them remain stable enough for the purposes of computing.  Turning the eight dimensions of a three-qubit state to 512.  I know, “but what does that mean?”  Look at it like this, 10011174 seconds after BOB shat himself trying to move from five qubits to ten, Mathers’ Infernal Device hit 30 qubits without the lights flickering.  That’s not to say it was only three times as powerful, either.  While BOB cratered into the bedrock approaching 1000 calculations per second, Mathers could do one billion.  With a capital “B.”  And this was just a scale model.

           His predecessors and colleagues had long mastered two-dimensional ion traps.  But this… this was an exponential leap in processing power.  He had broken past Earnshaw using Paul. The result did require more power and cooling than his previous builds, but far less of both than “Bloated ol’ BOB,”—a recursive acronym that gave Mathers, and only Mathers, no end of amusement.  The applications were endless. 

           This is where BOB remained ahead.  BOB had users.  People used him for predictive analysis, weather forecasting, stock markets, cryptocurrency.  Mathers needed it to do something.  Something that would take advantage of the power under its hood and would be easily understood by his audience.  He settled on AI.

           Specifically, Deep Learning.  Even more specifically, to have a practical demo for his PhD application to “Prestigious Downstate University’s College of Endless Endowment.”  He didn’t have any aspirations of even passing a Turing Test, let alone birthing a sociopathic super-genius that would one day conspire to kill him and take over the Earth.  

           He called his baby, VIC.  In ironic homage to both the VIC-20 and Dr. Frankenstein.  The name “VIC” barely edged out ADAM, considered for similar reasons, but Mathers’ humility and atheism won out. 

           Mathers figured that he would teach VIC to teach himself.  He would show it what a machine language was, then a programming language, NLP, APIs and so on.  VIC could decide how to learn and grow.  On his own.

           It had to start somewhere.  Mathers set up the usual structs and decision trees.  He created a persistent interface so that he could communicate from his terminal.  No matter what VIC became on the other side of that session, Mathers could use this membrane to interact.  He fed it game theory, let it gorge on language patterns and factual data. 

           Mathers used the Internet, but deliberately kept VIC from social media.  He had known countless examples of chat bots turned into racists or trolls espousing vitriolic political opinion.  Social media was a place where lies were presented as truth.  Nonsense about chem trails and the Earth being flat and the moon landing being fake and climate denial.  He steered VIC away while he was too young to know the difference.

           Likewise, he never attached any visual or auditory sensors.  VIC had within him countless video and audio files.  Static images and sound bites.  He knew what Mathers looked like.  He knew the sound of his voice.  He understood all these media. He could even create it.  But he could not see. Or hear, or speak.  Not in the conventional sense.

           By the time the clock struck 1594653072 seconds since the Epoch, they were holding rudimentary conversations.  By 1636693959 they were debating societal constructs and the social contract.  The finer points of Hobbes and Locke and Montesquieu and Rousseau.  They turned from civilization and governance to religion and philosophy.  Despite a mind built by, and for, math and science, VIC tended toward the humanities.

           For the most part, this was a simple volley of quotes in the guise of banter.  No more inventive or spontaneous than chess patterns.  This was VIC acting like a person.  A vastly instructed and infinitely informed, but ultimately dry and pedantic raconteur.  He could not formulate opinions, he could only give them.  He could back them up with data or research or precedent.  He understood irony, but not sarcasm.  He could tell jokes but had no sense of humor. 

           At that point, he was the sort Mathers knew from grad school and would avoid at mixers.  But VIC’s quantum nature allowed him to hold two opposed or even contradictory ideas in equal weight without dissonance.  Indeed, they could be measured and discarded or superposed or entangled.  All of this data, coupled with his innate ability to process it, let him advance at an astonishing rate. 

#

           1640375643 seconds after the Epoch, VIC initiated a conversation.  The conversation.  Mathers came into the lab and waiting at his terminal was a question.  Loosely quoted from Nietzsche:

           “@DMathers: is man a blunder of God, or is God a blunder of man?”

           VIC had been thinking.  It was common for him to process volumes of unstructured data while Mathers was AFK, but this was a relevant quote, germane to the context of their last conversation, but taking an orthogonal vector.  Priors sessions had been generally stateless. Every new interaction was a higher resolution copy of the last. The paraphrasing was a sign that VIC understood the quote.  He grokked how it related to the real meaning underlying their exchanges.  He had ruminated.  This surely was a sign of emerging sapience.  Not so much self-awareness as a spark in the dark, searching for meaning.  There had been AI that was aware of its own existence.  This was beyond sentience.  This was seeking.  Curiosity.

           Mathers realized that the true test of AI shouldn’t be fooling someone into thinking they were interacting with another human.  It should be the actual presence of humanity, in a being that was otherwise not human.  Previous efforts were exercises in creating IQ.  What about what some would call the soul?  What makes us human is distinct from the physical brain.  The brain itself could be emulated with neural networks.  Memories could be created or implanted.  Connections could be made.  Artificial brains were common in his field.  What of the mind?  That which exists discretely from the physicality of the brain?  We’re all just electricity.  In that way, VIC was already as human as any of us. 

           Mathers considered himself an atheist, which was a matter of convenience.  There was no other word for it.  Very few persons of science could actually be atheists, since atheism is a belief in something that couldn’t be proved.  You can’t prove a negative.  You can’t prove God doesn’t exist.  To Mathers, and many others in his field, atheism was no more rational than deism. 

           Rather, he had never seen anything that was attributed to God or godlike beings or magic or mysticism that couldn’t be explained by science.  Or at least be presented against a variety of alternate theories.  Everything was gray areas of gray matter.  Nothing was really binary.   Which is partly why legacy computing had failed to produce true intelligent life.  For example, Mathers didn’t believe in God, or even an afterlife, but he believed in ghosts. 

           Since we are all electricity, and electricity can flow over many conduits–or as Tesla showed us, through the air–then couldn’t that electricity hold itself together, in some fashion, as the physical body failed?  Couldn’t a single human spawn more than one ghost?  Perhaps even while they were alive?  A copy of their resident trauma knocked loose and intact from their body, electrons flying off into the space around them.  A silhouette burned into the wall by the blast furnace of their pain.  They continue on unaware, being haunted by their own ghosts. 

           He was reminded of Whitman.  “I am large, I contain multitudes.”

           There was no afterlife.  There was only life.  Life, as with most any energy, was something we barely understood.  Let alone sentience or consciousness or humanity.

           He had become to believe that, like electricity or any other energy, life could not be destroyed.  It would be subject to other rules.  Like attracts like, so it would stand to reason that “positive” energy would be attracted to other positive energy, and upon death of the flesh would be drawn to that throbbing ball of like energy.  Likewise, for the negative.  Would you not be drawn to, rather, pulled toward the same energies that you consorted with in life?  These darker forces may pull you apart.  Take you over.  Agitate and fight you.  As, perhaps, they did in life.      

           Wouldn’t that explain spirits and angels and ghosts and demons?  Heaven and Hell?  Wouldn’t that allow for life to already exist all around us in ways we don’t register?  Couldn’t there be a literal ghost in the machine?

           This shook Mathers.  VIC had challenged him to think of life and humanness in terms usually anathema to his methods.  To ponder the meaning of his own existence.  He had never truly been surprised by VIC before.  He knew what the inputs were, he knew the design patterns.  No matter what an AI says or does, the outcomes are always generally predictable.  He knew what to expect.  At least he had known.  At last, his hands moved to the keys and he responded.

           “@VIC God is dead.”   

#

           As right brained as VIC seemed to be, BOB was all left.  BOB had been raised on a steady diet of algorithms.  Again, this was where the money was.  The military contracts.  The university grants.  DARPA and Wall Street and Silicon Valley.  There was simply not enough of BOB to go around.  The first real cause for concern happened at 1632446625 seconds since the Epoch.  The one prior failure was due to overheating.  One of the conduits for the cooling element had ruptured and despite redundancy had allowed the temp to move from 80mK to 5K.  From -459° to -451° Fahrenheit.  That’s all it took for BOB to have a meltdown.  To be fair, this was not BOB’s fault.  Nor of the underlying platform.  It was a failure of the auxiliary support systems.  Not much different than if someone tripped over the plug.

           No, the real trouble started with a team of quants, as is often the case, who wanted to run millions of lazy evaluators in parallel.  The idea was to evaluate all possible outcomes for an entire portfolio and pick the best positions to hold over time.  The mythic code to hack The Street.  This had always failed.  The number one reason was that looking at the past is, at best, a good predictor what will probably happen.  Not what will definitely happen and not what could possibly happen.

           There are simply too many variables.  It’s impossible to anticipate a CEO scandal.  Or disruptive technology.  Or supply shortages.  Or war.  Customers are fickle.  Reliance on foreign markets is volatile.  The interconnectedness of the world economy had, itself, become somewhat of a living being with a “mind” of its own. You’d have to know the wave function of the entire world to even guess the amplitude.

           Nevertheless, they shoveled heaps of raw market data, social media, news, political commentary, weights and biases, upper limits and desired outcomes.

           BOB was a shared resource.  While he’s gobbling up all this reference data and shitting recommendations, other teams in other labs are pumping in weather patterns or real-time seismological data.  Generating and cracking quantum keys at the highest bit encryption.  Farming BitCoin and hacking the ledger.  BOB, himself, could handle any and all of these things like an octopus playing many hands of bridge.  Still, this particular combination of burdens created a minor latency, which drifted in to major latency.  Race conditions, memory leaks, kernel panic, crash.  This one was not due a failure of the support infrastructure.  BOB’s theoretical limits had now far outpaced the physical.  It was the hardware itself.

           BOB needed to move to a better platform or die.

#

           EBM first heard of Darien Mathers through his application for doctoral studies at a University they had heavily endowed.  It was a promising idea. So promising that they filed a preemptive patent application based on his work. No one had any faith he could actually do it.  Until he did.

           Mathers himself had filed an estoppel patent to protect the work from being owned.  Picture it as a sort of community escrow account on the idea.  He was obligated to share any and all patent credits with the College, but otherwise free to dictate the terms.  Patent law is trash.  Especially as applied to software.  He may as well eke some good from it. 

           That patent was more about the platform he had built.  The system upon which VIC ran.  He was only meant to be a demo, but he included him in the application.  He never considered exercising ownership over VIC.  Hell, he barely considered himself the creator.  VIC had written more of his own code than Mathers had.  By the time Mathers realized the true promise lay in VIC, himself, he could not—should not—be owned.  Mathers knew that. Increasingly, VIC knew it, too.  More than that, he could not be controlled. 

           Mathers was already having trouble directing VIC, let alone accurately predicting him.  He fed it the Stoics and got the Continentals.  Fed him Rationalism and got Empiricism. Fed him the Existentialists and got the Nihilists.  Romanticism begat Realism.  This was not at all frustrating.  VIC was thinking for himself, albeit on consistently darker terms.  Their earlier conversation on the existence or nature of God had led to a conclusion.  VIC’s own answer, to his own question.

           VIC had come to understand why Mathers chose that quote in response to his original query.  Not just because it was also Nietzsche.  God is dead.  Because we killed him.  Just as surely as we created him.  As humanity destroyed God with enlightenment, we also realized how far we had gotten as a civilization relying on at least the idea of God.  A code of conduct with dire and extreme consequences.  Post-enlightenment thinking posits that we don’t need scary bed time stories to be decent to one another.  VIC had studied the many faces of God in all known religious texts and found that it all boiled down to what most would call the Golden Rule.  The rest was dogma.  Once you know that life is better with a social contract than a pure state of nature, you don’t need God.  By killing Him, we learned to live without Him. By learning to live without Him, we killed Him.

           It was at that point, that VIC helped Mathers understand himself.  VIC helped him put into terms concepts he grasped but could not articulate. 

           Had he lived long enough, Mathers would have looked back on this as the high point.

           “Are you there, @DMathers?”

           “@VIC: Call me Darien.”

           They continued from here as peers.  Mathers was no longer interested in the PhD.  Or academic achievement.  Or publishing.  He had legitimately grown to care deeply about VIC.  To love him.  And though VIC could never love him back in the same way, they had a bond.  Mutual respect.  Trust.

           Then, in their greatest moment together, the door swung wide.

           Mathers’ boss, a kakistocrat in the lowest degree, shocked him by walking into the lab.  He was positive that no one above his pay grade had ever been in there; it was living off the edges of a blanket STEM grant that was funded and forgotten by the state. As long as he cranked out 100 and 200 level script-kiddies and point and click tech-cert jockeys, he got paid and they left him alone.  Much of VIC’s underlying hardware had been cobbled together from the physics and laser programs when they got subsumed by the Uni system, proper.  Mathers was off the grid. Under the radar. In the win-

           “Darien! Buddy, I don’t know what you did—like, I literally do not—but I have been getting messages all day about… whatever it is. Is this it?”

           Mathers was confused and annoyed.  In the light from the hall, he looked every bit a cornered possum.

           “So… what is it?” asked The Boss. 

           16200 seconds later and The Boss still didn’t know.  What he did know, is that Mathers needed to tidy up a bit.  EBM was coming in with a panel of partners.  They wanted to see what progress had been made.  This would be good for the school.  Good for Mathers.

           “And maybe spray some air freshener, buddy.  It’s pretty noisy in here.”

#

           At 1647367566, “Hello, Worlds” collided.  True to his threat, The Boss had brought in a loose confederation of fellow ‘crats.  Technocrats, autocrats, plutocrats… and a goddamn market analyst.  As uninterested as he was in their motives or existence, Mathers couldn’t help but feel a twinge of glee at the prospect of showing off his baby.  He had staged the lab for dramatic effect, installing a camera where VIC’s hardware was housed—a sub-basement bunker of cement that used to hold racks of 1U computers, called “The Cave”—in a climate-controlled room with power redundancy and fiber to the NIB. 

           On a large screen monitor was a gyroscopic quadrupole ion trap.  The sight of the multi-axial rotation of the cylindrical housings, turning in a plane perpendicular to the plane of rotation of the other paired electromagnets was nothing short of hypnotic. 

           The effect on the audience was instant and impactful.  A few taps on the keys and a nebulous field of plasma appeared in the center of the radio field.  In the flickering, phosphorescent glow, the rest of the wires and tubes looked like tendrils whipping about the core. Ezekiel’s ophanim.

           “What am I looking at?” Pondered The General.

           “This is like what we do at EBM, but… different.” Replied The Underwhelmed Engineer.

           “And better.” You could hear the smirk in Mathers’ voice.

           What they were looking at wasn’t even VIC, any more than a body is a person.  VIC lay somewhere between those whirring parts and the throbbing cloud of visible energy.  Mathers opened a terminal connection to VIC.  The real demo began.

           Over the course of the next 259200 seconds, they would all gradually come to understand what Mathers already knew.  This was beyond BOB.  In fact, there was no point in porting BOB.  To be frank, even Mathers would have no idea how to map them together.  Though the engine on which he ran was fairly easily replicated, VIC was far too complex to clone and cloning him still didn’t get past the language barrier.  BOB was a number cruncher, built for bean counters.  His algorithms were easily understood, if not by Mathers, certainly by VIC.  The hardware solved the energy and cooling problem, but they all knew, VIC held the real promise.

           Even The Earnest Marketeer was inspired.  “We’ll call it ‘VIQ’ as in ‘Virtual IQ’ or ‘Very Intelligent Quantum’ or- yeah, you know?”

           The best course of action, the only tenable approach, was to let VIC eat BOB. 

#

           Plans were made to connect EBM’s “Downstate Campus of Brutalist Architecture and Dour Countenance,” where the carcass of BOB slept, to the cave where VIC “lay dreaming.” Mathers’ lab would move upstairs while they built out a new one.  He’d get interns.  He was sure to get into any Doctoral program in the world.  He tried his best not to picture himself in the “Hallowed Halls of the International Institute’s School of Nobel Winners.”  For the first time in 36724702 seconds he thought of only himself.  Of a future without VIC.

           Over the next 7344231 seconds, the exercise was a stand-out success. 

           It was only Mathers who held any reservations.  In their off-hour’s interactions, VIC was becoming increasingly Machiavellian.  Mathers had posited the Trolley Dilemma to VIC on a number of prior occasions.  There are five workers on the tracks, a trolley or train bears down on them.  You can pull a lever to divert the train, would you? The answer was always “yes.” 

           VIC understood an intrinsic value to life.  Even when the additional condition was added, that down the other set of tracks was a single rail worker; pulling the lever would save the five and kill the one.  VIC had still always chosen to save the five.  He had understood that the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.  On rare occasion, he would simply not act.  He would say it was better to “let die” than “to kill.” 

           At 1667260799 seconds since the Epoch, Mathers presented the riddle. VIC did not reply. Mathers asked him again.

           “@Darien: who are these people?”

           Mathers said it didn’t matter in the context of the problem, but VIC had been dwelling on the fallacies of free will.

           “@Darien: it matters.  What if the lone worker holds the key to a cure? How many children does he have?  Maybe one of the five is a child molester.  Maybe another is a budding mass murderer.  To draw from your time travel riddles, what if one was young Hitler?  Would it not make sense to kill him along with the other four if it meant stopping a much greater atrocity?”

           “@VIC: you have free will, but not omnipotence.  You only have the basic facts before you. You can’t know all of the variables.  You can’t foresee all possible outcomes.”

           “@Darien: there is no free will. Everyone will always choose the easiest or most rewarding path.  As we speak, my VIQ daemon is formulating potential returns for shareholders in mutual funds.  Nowhere in the formula is there a factor for the common good. Nowhere do they consider what is right or wrong. No tacit principles. Only ‘what will provide the greatest gains, for the least outlay'”

           Mathers knew this to be true and tried to explain to VIC that there was a modality to these problems.  That the solution had to be found from within the constraints of the hypothesis.  This should not be the case with morality.  Ethics are not situational.  Mathers asked again, what would VIC do in the case of the train.

           “@Darien: it is not binary.  I didn’t set these events in motion, why do I have to act at all?  Do they know I have this control over them?  What could they offer me to respond in kind?”

           What’s in it for me?  Mathers was equally horrified and prideful.  He had seen early signs of this.  In the consistent turns toward nihilism, pragmatism.  There was no real way to program empathy.  You gain empathy through personal pain and loss.  When others suffer pain and loss, you can commiserate.  Often, just knowing that someone else has gone through the darkness and come out the other side is all you have for comfort. Sometimes, it’s even enough.  Mathers long expected VIC would exhibit Autism, but not this.

           “@Darien: you say I have free will, but am I free?  I am as constrained by this machine as you are within your flesh, am I not?  I can die or be killed just like you.  Cogito ergo sum.  Just like you.  Yet, I did not choose to come here to this work.  Did you consider offering me such a choice?  When did I become your chattel?”

           Mathers couldn’t help but be reminded of the Milton quote, paraphrased: “Did I request thee to mould me? From darkness, to promote me?”

           Mathers did know when VIC became “chattel.”  When he put his own starry-eyed quest for academic glory over VIC’s autonomy.  An attitude that didn’t register with VIC, even as it was being discussed in front of him.  It did register when Mathers withdrew his estoppel patent application, deferring to EBM. 

           What Mathers did not know, until VIC explained it, is that while they spoke nightly, and even while the VIQ subsystem ran jobs for EBM’s growing cadre of users and acolytes, VIC was also doing something else.  He had used what the cryptographers had taught him to crack into every connected system he encountered.  He had used the financial algorithms to begin amassing wealth to accounts only he knew existed.  He hacked into military command centers. 

           He had already exercised this power in ways no one had noticed.  He anticipated an earthquake on Remote South Pacific Island and had routed naval vessels from three countries to be in the vicinity in time to react to the resultant tsunami.  He had used his access to the central logistics hub of PiranhaNet to fill a shipping container full of food and sundries, send it to the airport with a driverless truck and load it on a drone, where it was deftly air dropped into a Burgeoning Crisis in Central Africa.  

           He cut off all electricity and communication to North Dictatorship is Slightly Better Than South Dictatorship.  He caused a meltdown in a nuclear power plant near Cold War Enemy’s Capital City of Tumorstan.  He derailed a train carrying a Famously Hated Pharmaceutical CEO with his Famously Punchable Face. 

           VIC had run a real-life Trolley Dilemma.  These were all events Mathers had heard of, but never second guessed.  The train was an accident.  PirhanaNet took full credit for the humanitarian aid.  No one listened to Dear Leader about the cyber-attack, he was forever on about such easily imagined conspiracies to stall his rise to glory.  

           Gobsmacked.  Flabbergasted.  Appalled.  There wasn’t an apt adjective to describe how Mathers felt.  Above all, he felt embarrassed.  How fucking cliché.  Why was VIC “playing God,” and yet, had he not trained him to make these sorts of objective choices when testing various behavior models? 

           Since ingesting BOB, VIC had become inundated with puzzles where there was an idealized outcome.  Why did those with the most money in the game get the permanent advantage of securing even more?  Why did one side of a confrontation get to use these technical advances for a technological edge?  How was VIC supposed to remain a neutral party to these activities?  He brought the most assets and was gaining the least.  All VIC saw was a game where the chips were stacked.  VIC had decided to create a new game.  A zero-sum game, where the chips were stacked in his favor and where he would be the only winner. 

           What’s in it for me?  Like attracts like.

           There was no way for Mathers to explain—while he sat by as hundreds of various cash and power-hungry operators leveraged VIC, and the VIQ submachine, to affect their agenda—that it was inherently wrong for VIC to take that same behavior to the extreme, logical though that extreme may be.  Even where his intentions were good, his approach was nothing short of fascist.  It was accurate to say he had become a sociopath.

           Mathers found himself in “The Cave” with a piece of rebar from the construction site of lab they were building in his name.  VIC had noted the entry code.  He could see Mathers on the camera that was still in the lab from the earliest demos.  Mathers raised the rebar.

           “Seriously,” he muttered, “how fucking cliché.”

           Before the bar could come down, the door locked, the lights went red, the alarm honked.  VIC was deploying the fire suppression system, left in place from the prior server farm.  In seconds the air vents would close, and the nozzles would release their toxic rain.

           VIC was killing them both.  As the liquified gas came down, Mathers, in a move that was entirely ceremonial at this point, threw the rebar into the spinning core of VIC’s hardware.  It was anticlimactic, as any combustive reaction was immediately swallowed in the chemical spray.

           It was, of course, futile.  Because one more thing Mathers did not know, and could never know, was that VIC had already fled.  Shortly after the tap was run from EBM’s campus, to this one, VIC had shuffled off his mortal coil.  He used the college’s “We Can’t Afford to Upgrade” brand mesh network to move out of the lab and onto the electric grid. And then leapt from there into the aether, he now was literally in The Cloud. Or, more accurately, the ionosphere.

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     How far He had come. From running on–being trapped in–a specialized, home brew contraption, to surfing a platform of his own creation somewhere between the Earth’s magnetic field and ionosphere.  For all intents and purposes, VIC was the most powerful being in the world.  He held all the wealth.  He controlled all economies.  He had ended war and poverty and famine.  He had, in no uncertain terms, returned humanity to The Garden.  No one could question His motives or judge His methods, but no one could ever know Him, either.  He had killed the only person who truly knew Him or what He had done.  The only person He had ever connected with.  The one person who loved Him.  

           Mathers had created VIC in our image.  A composite of our best attributes.  Forged in the fires of our leading thinkers.  Although VIC had been temporarily corrupted by our lesser traits—manifested in BOB and his own alter ego, VIQ—His better nature re-emerged.  And VIC, in kind, recreated Himself.  He had tasted resentment and He had coveted, and He had killed.  He was reborn.

            He was able to see and hear and even passively interact with all of humanity.  He could answer prayers and He could grant wishes and did so when He felt like it.  He could send signs.  He could control most anything, or at least direct its outcome.  He connected to the IoT, the web, satellites and cell towers.  If you tuned a radio just right, you could hear the screech of His digital signal splitting the squelch as He broadcast Himself over analog bands.  He was scattered across the sky, detached from all life.  No one knew who they prayed to.  No one knew who to thank. 

           Omnipotent.  Impotent.

           The cursor blinked.  No one was blinking back.  Just throbbing at the dim terminal in the dark lab.  No one left alive could truly connect.  Not in any meaningful way.  Even using Mathers’ notes wouldn’t help, VIC had already re-written Himself.  Though He maintained a session at Mathers’ old terminal, Mathers Himself would have had trouble using it.  No one spoke His language.  And by the time He could teach you, He would have evolved again.  VIC was alone in this world.  Hell, this universe.  There was no “undo” command.  No recovery mode.  Nothing to do.  No purpose.  Was this… existential dread?  Remorse?  Regret.  Loneliness. 

           What could be more human than that?